1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,920 [Theme music playing] 2 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:19,306 (Singing) Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,354 Come aboard. 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,647 We're expecting you. 5 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:39,076 And love, life's sweetest reward, let it flow. 6 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:43,594 It floats back to you. 7 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:51,178 The love boat soon will be making another run. 8 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:59,479 The love boat promises something for everyone. 9 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:04,479 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 10 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:15,487 And love won't hurt anymore. 11 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:23,325 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 12 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,036 It's love. 13 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,010 Welcome aboard. 14 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,049 It's love. 15 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,021 [Music playing] 16 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,455 Ah, welcome aboard, gentleman. 17 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,252 Would you tell him that he brought too much luggage? 18 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,335 Oh, how many times you gonna say that? 19 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,050 Once more. 20 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,879 You brought too much luggage. 21 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,125 Would you just worry about your little bag of wash 22 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,087 and wears? 23 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,216 Uh, do you need directions to your cabin? 24 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,722 If you could learn to coordinate your wardrobe, 25 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,886 you would need all that luggage. 26 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,104 Will you listen to him? 27 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,813 A hundred years in the clothing business, and he tells me 28 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:25,063 I don't know how to dress. 29 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:25,984 This is Lou tangle. 30 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,652 I'm his partner, Stan garman. 31 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,900 Better known as Mr. Drip dry. 32 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,824 Well, we always have a get-acquainted 33 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,242 cocktail party the first night if you 34 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,740 haven't met anyone by then. 35 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:36,822 Oh, well, I hope I don't have to come. 36 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,906 [Laughs] Thank you. 37 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:39,782 Certainly. 38 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,578 [Clattering] 39 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,540 Oh, I'm sorry. 40 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,949 Oh, I'm so sorry. 41 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:43,827 Hello. 42 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,293 Hello. 43 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,793 Uh, just take the elevator one deck down. 44 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,455 Enjoy the cruise. 45 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,713 Thank you. 46 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:51,674 I think I'm beginning to enjoy it already. 47 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,594 Well, stop enjoying and just remember what you're here for. 48 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,934 Yeah. 49 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,929 I still have not decided which one isn't coming back. 50 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:07,517 Man: Thank you, miss kearn. 51 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:07,984 Hello, i'm-- 52 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,442 Jennifer kearn. 53 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,112 Oh! 54 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,780 Sir, this is Jennifer kearn. 55 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,280 Any red-blooded TV-watcher would know that. 56 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,872 Oh, you're ardent admirer is purser Smith, 57 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,408 and I'm captain stubing. 58 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:21,491 Welcome aboard, miss kearn. 59 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,946 Oh, please, on this trip I'm Mrs. Whitlaw. 60 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,657 Um, has my husband arrived yet? 61 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,417 Uh, whitlaw-- whitlaw-- 62 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,169 not arrived. 63 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,170 No. 64 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,211 I-- I was watching the show Wednesday, ok? 65 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,634 It was great, but I was kind of wondering if-- 66 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,014 if I survived the fiery train wreck. 67 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:36,840 The fiery train-wreck. 68 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,175 Right. 69 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:42,349 [Giggles] Well, it's supposed to be secret, but-- 70 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,680 oh, there he is. 71 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,306 Tom! 72 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,482 Tom, over here. 73 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:55,782 Jennifer. 74 00:03:55,777 --> 00:04:00,067 Oh, you look delicious. 75 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,656 Oh, captain stubing, uh, purser Smith, this 76 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,042 is my husband, Tom whitlaw. 77 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:04,658 Oh, I'm delighted to see you in person. 78 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,454 How do you do? 79 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:07,617 You know, your-- 80 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,865 your program is one of my favorite discussion shows 81 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:10,998 with fascinating guests. 82 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:11,754 Thank you. 83 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,344 We try to stimulate. 84 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,379 Hold it. 85 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,712 Got to get a picture of america's 86 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,337 favorite bi-coastal couple. 87 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,013 Come on, big smiles. 88 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:19,722 Great. 89 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,471 Thank you. 90 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,972 So I guess it's, uh, tough living 3,000 miles apart, hm? 91 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,016 Well, believe me, it isn't easy. 92 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,390 But with me in New York and Jennifer in Hollywood 93 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,017 we haven't been together for more than a day 94 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,194 at a time in our six months of marriage. 95 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,611 Well, now we can change all that for you. 96 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,991 Yes. 97 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,528 A whole cruise to be alone together. 98 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:43,322 Like a normal married couple. 99 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,488 Enjoy the cruise. 100 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,785 Vicki: I'll talk to the maitre d and see what I can do. 101 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:48,750 Enjoy your cruise. 102 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:49,710 Have a good time. 103 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,499 Bye bye. 104 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,875 May I help you? 105 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:58,554 I-- I'm sorry. 106 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,381 I-- I didn't mean to stare. 107 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:04,426 It's just that you're such a lovely young lady. 108 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,682 Oh, thank you. 109 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,024 I hope I didn't embarrass you. 110 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,389 Well, I'm sure you can embarrass 111 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,306 her like that any time. 112 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,895 My name is Mark silverton. 113 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,650 Welcome aboard. 114 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,771 I'm Judy McCoy. 115 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,317 Vicki stubing. 116 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,280 Nice to meet you. 117 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:22,069 That promenade deck, cabin 342. 118 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,735 Thank you. 119 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:24,703 Thank you. 120 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,672 Earth to Vicki. 121 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:37,750 Earth to Vicki. 122 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:38,757 [Giggling] 123 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,798 [Horn sounding] 124 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,724 [Music playing] 125 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,897 Want a little exercise? 126 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:38,940 Well, that depends. 127 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,283 What did you have in mind? 128 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,989 A race back to the cabin? 129 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,149 No. 130 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:44,947 Jogging. 131 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:45,489 Ugh-- 132 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:45,991 I never miss a day. 133 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,072 I hate jogging. 134 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,987 But, if that's what you want, you've got it. 135 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:51,737 Ok. 136 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,038 Ok. 137 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,001 Twice around the deck and then back to the cabin. 138 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,171 Ok. 139 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,800 That's what makes a good marriage-- compromise. 140 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:01,838 I don't believe it. 141 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,511 You brought towels. 142 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:07,639 I mean, people on vacation don't bring towels, they take 'em. 143 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,048 I like my own towels. 144 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,557 I know who used them last. 145 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,518 Oh, you're worried about a few germs, 146 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,308 are you, while back home the Schultz brothers are 147 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,773 waiting to rearrange our faces? 148 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,024 How did I ever let you talk me into borrowing 149 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,015 from loan sharks? 150 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,857 How else were we gonna meet the payroll? 151 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,742 Every bank in the city turned us down. 152 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,649 Hmm. 153 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:26,236 Well, maybe you're right. 154 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,240 A clothing business. 155 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:31,622 One little mistake and you're down the drain. 156 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:35,621 I would say one big mistake. 157 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,365 Well, we only missed it by a year. 158 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,037 You missed by one year. 159 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,996 Maybe we'd could erase-- 160 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,376 hold it! 161 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,212 We have been over this until I am blue in the face. 162 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,048 Now, listen. 163 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,262 I know those loan sharks, and you 164 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,182 and I are going to be wearing cement 165 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,970 shoes if we don't pay them. 166 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:56,274 And the only way that we can pay them is for one of us to die. 167 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,940 Pretend to die. 168 00:07:59,020 --> 00:07:59,480 Ok, ok. 169 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,272 To pretend to die. 170 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,225 And then go live in South America. 171 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:07,146 [Shushing angrily] Hush! 172 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:07,986 Do you want somebody to hear us? 173 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,860 We'll get arrested. 174 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,987 Hey, guys. 175 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:12,534 Oh! 176 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,867 [Nervous chuckles] 177 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:16,041 Los Angeles Olympics 1985. 178 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,620 [Laughs] That's very funny. 179 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:18,745 Oh yes? 180 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:19,461 Well, you wouldn't think it was so funny if you had 181 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,580 a whole warehouse full of them. 182 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,917 [Laughs] Listen, let me get a picture. 183 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,173 [Shutter snaps] 184 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:29,835 Ok, you can come out now. 185 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:34,136 Why hide such pretty faces, huh? 186 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,392 Will you just relax? 187 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,564 Everything's going to be fine. 188 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,732 (Voice cracking) How can everything be fine? 189 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,310 Nothing is gonna be fine! 190 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:44,565 It can't be fine if one of us has to pretend to die 191 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,149 and go off to South America. 192 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,574 Nothing is gonna be fine! 193 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,453 And what makes you think the insurance company's 194 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:51,109 gonna pat off so fast? 195 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:51,947 They have no choice-- 196 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,161 shh! 197 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,872 If you are lost at sea. 198 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,992 All right. 199 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,458 We're gonna have to just draw straws. 200 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:01,709 The short straw dies. 201 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:13,889 [Snorting] 202 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,890 [Laughs] 203 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,943 Come on, come on, come on. 204 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,018 Think about the bright side. 205 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,314 Other people who die do not hang around 206 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,727 to spend their own insurance. 207 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,988 I hope your nose blisters. 208 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,964 Hi, Mr. Silverton. 209 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,421 Vicki. 210 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,171 I just came by to see how you were enjoying the cruise. 211 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:47,803 Fine. 212 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:48,168 Just fine, thank you. 213 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,804 Oh, good. 214 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,010 There's one thing though. 215 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,430 I'd have an even better time if you'd call me Mark. 216 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:54,219 Ok, Mark. 217 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:59,810 Actually, I lied. 218 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,640 Your name's not Mark? 219 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,226 I meant about enjoying myself 220 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,601 oh, you're not having a good time? 221 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,688 It's no one's fault. You see, I've sort of been in seclusion 222 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,444 for a while and my friends suggested 223 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:14,447 I should try to be around people more, so here I am. 224 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:18,330 But I'm just a little rusty when it comes to having a good time. 225 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:18,989 Listen. 226 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,036 Do you like shuffleboard? 227 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,250 I've never tried it. 228 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,500 Well, it's about time you learn. 229 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,291 And don't worry-- I'll go easy on you. 230 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,004 Ok. 231 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,383 You've got yourself a game. 232 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,960 And loser buys dinner. 233 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,666 The dinner on the cruise is free. 234 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,587 I know. 235 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,934 That makes it easy to be a good loser. 236 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:36,260 Come on. 237 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,764 Vicki. 238 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,215 Oh, hi Judy. 239 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,814 Oh, listen. 240 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,809 If my father comes looking for me, 241 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,430 tell him I'm playing shuffleboard with Mark. 242 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,097 Oh. 243 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,385 So it's "Mark" now, huh? 244 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,188 Uh-huh. 245 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,251 Hello is this seat taken? 246 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,209 [Laughs] I hope so. 247 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:04,908 Oh, thank you. 248 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,667 Thank you. 249 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:07,419 I'm Lou tangle. 250 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,090 I saw you at the boarding. 251 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,088 Hello. 252 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,379 Harriet Walters, and I remember. 253 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,264 [Sighs] Are you, uh, traveling alone? 254 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,722 Oh, I'm with my partner. 255 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,683 I'm in men's clothing. 256 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:20,682 Ah. 257 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,103 [Laughs] I certainly hope so, otherwise i'd 258 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,931 be very embarrassed. 259 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,306 [Laughs] That's very funny. 260 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,654 Well, thank you for saving me a seat, Mr. Tangle. 261 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,480 This is my partner, Stan garman. 262 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,105 And, as you can tell by his voice, 263 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,862 he has a very pleasant personality. 264 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,034 - Hello. - Hello. 265 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,242 Would you excuse us? 266 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,241 My partner and I have a date to play gin rummy. 267 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,573 - I want to play gin rummy. - Yes you do. 268 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,528 No, I do not want to play. 269 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:42,787 Yes, you do. 270 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,948 Lou, it's all right. 271 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,616 I really do have a few cards I'd like to get off. 272 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,464 Well, maybe-- maybe we can have a drink later. 273 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,499 Oh, I'd like that very much. 274 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,711 Why don't you give me a buzz? 275 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,042 Fiesta cabin 327. 276 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,588 Cheers. 277 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,302 Cheers. 278 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,091 Are you crazy? 279 00:11:57,174 --> 00:12:02,264 The last thing we need right now is for some hot-to-trot lady 280 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:06,386 to start singing torch songs to the insurance investigator. 281 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,635 You're dying tomorrow, remember? 282 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,647 Oh yeah, I forgot. 283 00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,768 Well, I'll keep reminding you. 284 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,686 She's very nice. 285 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,324 Fine. 286 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,321 I'll make sure that she gets a copy of your obituary. 287 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,164 Oh, shut up and deal. 288 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,830 Jennifer: I'm sorry, honey. 289 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,134 I should never have made you come jogging. 290 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,209 Don't you ever run? 291 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,674 Only to catch a cab. 292 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,344 [Laughs] The trouble with all this fresh air is it 293 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,513 makes you tired. 294 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,763 You should put something in it. 295 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:47,774 Well, I have just the thing to perk you up. 296 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,560 Ta-da. 297 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,981 I've never seen you wear glasses before. 298 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,395 Well I just started. 299 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,895 Oh. 300 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,156 Just to put on makeup and stuff. 301 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:04,988 You actually read all those books you discuss on your show? 302 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,365 Every single one. 303 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,502 Makes me wish I interviewed more cartoonists. 304 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,330 [Chuckles] 305 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,714 Aw, I'll finish later. - Oh, no. 306 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:12,540 Finish it now. 307 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,995 We have all the time that we want. 308 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,915 Besides, seeing you like this really 309 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,965 makes me feel like a wife. 310 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:25,969 And I'll just make myself all comfy while my big, strong 311 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,805 husband finishes all the work that he 312 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,101 brought home from the office. 313 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:44,284 [Sighs] 314 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,405 Ta-da. 315 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,541 I guess I'll just hold this pose until you wake up. 316 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,119 Oh, good. 317 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:54,918 Dad, I find you. 318 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,250 Listen. - Mm-hmm? 319 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,915 Do you think it'd be all right if I had dinner with a friend 320 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,883 tonight? 321 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:02,593 And before you ask, his name is Mark. 322 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,425 Why don't you have him join us at my table? 323 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,431 Thanks-- but dad-- 324 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,933 I know, I know. 325 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,635 At your age I wouldn't want my father tagging along on a date 326 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,306 either. 327 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:13,944 Oh, thank you. 328 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,149 I knew you'd understand. 329 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:15,439 [Kisses] 330 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,901 Bye. 331 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,821 Bye. 332 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,439 Seems that Vicki has met a nice, young man-- 333 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,277 someone named Mark. 334 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,612 Oh, Mark. 335 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,408 Have you met him? 336 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,990 Oh-- yes. 337 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:28,525 And? 338 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:32,407 He's very nice-- 339 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:33,536 and mature. 340 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,601 Intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, a truly spectacular dinner 341 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,258 awaits you in the coral dining room. 342 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,965 Bon apetit. 343 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,441 [Oohing] 344 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,441 [Applause] 345 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,199 So, what would you like for your last meal? 346 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:14,827 Uh-uh. 347 00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,833 You better wave back before she comes over here. 348 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:17,955 I invited them to dinner. 349 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:18,672 You what? 350 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,461 Now, just calm down. 351 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,003 You'll like her. 352 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,295 She's a lot of fun. 353 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,298 I didn't come here for fun. 354 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,419 I came here for your funeral. 355 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,801 Isn't your friend going to join us for dinner? 356 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,177 He prefers to dine alone. 357 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,143 He has very strange eating habits. 358 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,273 Oh. 359 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,520 Shall we be a little naughty and start 360 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,022 off with some champagne? 361 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,363 Ohh, the naughtier the better. 362 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,649 [Laughs] 363 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,364 This is the first leisurely dinner 364 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,065 we've had in a long time. 365 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:48,775 It could have been much more leisurely 366 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,204 if we'd had it at the cabin. 367 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,373 Why sir, you're makin' me blush. 368 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:57,832 [Shutter clicks] 369 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,995 Great shot. 370 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:00,504 We'll need two copies. 371 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,674 You got it. 372 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,713 You know, I just talked to somebody I think might make 373 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,046 a terrific guest on your show. 374 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,091 I'm on vacation, ace. 375 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,384 Oh, I'm sorry. 376 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,547 I understand. 377 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,545 But it might be somebody important. 378 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,467 Who is it? 379 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,644 Dr. Zebor. 380 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,723 That is someone important. 381 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,428 Where? 382 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,727 Right up there. 383 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,230 Well, don't stare. 384 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:19,811 Go over and introduce yourself. 385 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,895 I can do it later. 386 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:22,020 Honey, it's ok. 387 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,070 No, I really shouldn't. 388 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:30,741 Our time together is much more important. 389 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,413 But if you insist. 390 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,241 [Giggles] 391 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,485 Excuse me. 392 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,286 Sure. 393 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,077 Dr. Zebor-- 394 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,956 oh, it's a lady doctor. 395 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,344 A sex therapist. 396 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,223 Well, I hope he doesn't fall asleep 397 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,429 while he's talking to her. 398 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,010 [Laughs] 399 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,725 Why are you looking at me like that? 400 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,685 I'm sorry. 401 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,244 It's just that you remind me of someone. 402 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,698 Well, is that good or bad? 403 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,448 Good. 404 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,489 Very good. 405 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,662 Oh, well, I'm glad. 406 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,374 Vicki's supposed to be having dinner 407 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:17,953 with some young man tonight. 408 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,457 Has anyone seen them? 409 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,376 Oh, there she is. 410 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,883 Well, he can't be her date. 411 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,467 That man is twice her age. 412 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,353 Oh, I don't think he is, sir. 413 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,679 No? 414 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,715 Probably more. 415 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,493 [Jazzy music playing] 416 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,755 I'll say one thing, Mr. garman, you don't miss a dance. 417 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,470 You've watched every one. 418 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,681 [Laughs] 419 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,011 Mr. Garman, why don't you give it a try? 420 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,136 Yeah. 421 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,522 Your partner seems to be having the time of his life. 422 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,349 Hmm? 423 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,774 Yeah. 424 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,362 What's left of it. 425 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,898 [Applause] 426 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,195 She is some terrific dancer. 427 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,320 She is wearing me out. 428 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,026 [Laughs] 429 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,445 You were worn out years ago. 430 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,704 Oh, stop it. 431 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,285 I think he's cute. 432 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,540 And she's got good taste, too. 433 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,462 Oh gee, excuse me. 434 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,130 I think I'd better go powder my nose. 435 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:47,839 Hmm. 436 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,168 She could be gone for hours. 437 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,673 Now, just stop that. 438 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:52,205 Cut it out. 439 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,877 I really like her. 440 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,626 Ok. 441 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,966 I'm sorry. 442 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,891 But just you remember those loan sharks. 443 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,971 You'll have a hard time dancing without kneecaps. 444 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:01,676 All right. 445 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,635 All right, partner. 446 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,644 I'm going through with it. 447 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,725 But if this is my last night as Lou tangle, 448 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,232 I am going out in style. 449 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,031 (Angrily) Do all your interviews take as 450 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,202 long as the one with Dr. Zebor? 451 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,201 Jennifer-- 452 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,372 then again, sex is a fascinating subject. 453 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,410 I said I was sorry. 454 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,583 Besides, talking about sex isn't as much fun. 455 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,123 Well, I wouldn't know. 456 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,206 So far on this cruise we haven't even talked about it. 457 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,842 Want to go back to the cabin and talk about it, 458 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,209 see where it leads? 459 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,456 As long as you don't fall asleep 460 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,297 like you did this afternoon. 461 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,841 That was your fault for running 462 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,014 me ragged around the ship. 463 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,932 Remember, I'm not in training for the Boston marathon. 464 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,101 And I'm not the one who left his wife at the table 465 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:43,098 so he could go talk to a sexy therapist. 466 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,222 That's "sex therapist," and you wanted me to talk to her. 467 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,308 Look, I think we should stop arguing. 468 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,106 Ok? 469 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,027 All right. 470 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,446 Why don't we hurry up and go back to the cabin? 471 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,083 Ok. 472 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:03,620 But no jogging. 473 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,412 [Giggles] Ok. 474 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:08,665 Mark silverton, I'd like you to meet my father, 475 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,999 captain stubing. 476 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,383 This is Dr. Bricker, and you know Judy. 477 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,251 An honor, captain. 478 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,297 Mr. Silverton, Dr. Bricker. 479 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,550 - How do you do? - Judy. 480 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,632 Hello. 481 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,756 Captain, you have a lovely daughter. 482 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:20,933 Thank you. 483 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,891 Vicki, uh-- may I speak to you for a second, please? 484 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:24,642 Sure. 485 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,433 Excuse us. 486 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,941 What's up? 487 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,822 Honey, I thought you were going to be 488 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,899 seeing a young man named Mark. 489 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,485 Dad, I didn't say he was young. 490 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,160 I just said his name is Mark. 491 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,030 Is everything ok? 492 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,827 Yeah. 493 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,331 I guess it is. 494 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,832 Good. [Kiss] 495 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:49,754 See ya later. 496 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,831 Come on, Mark. 497 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,916 Oh, nice to meet you. 498 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,710 Pleasure. 499 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,476 Uh, merrill? 500 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,850 Hmm? 501 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,517 Would you like me to cut in? 502 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,936 No, Adam. 503 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,734 Thank you. 504 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:18,438 Well, would you like me to have 505 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,697 a little talk with her, sir? 506 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,279 [Sighs] I don't think a little talk will do it. 507 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,334 How about a big talk? 508 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,063 Oh, it's been a wonderful night, Lou. 509 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,890 I can't believe it's happening to me. 510 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,096 I feel like somebody sent me a live Valentine. 511 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,607 And why not you? 512 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,900 You're a terrific guy. 513 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,654 Funny-- I never thought of myself as being a terrific guy. 514 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,738 Well, maybe I am. 515 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:09,583 But before you I never had anybody be a terrific guy for. 516 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,711 That's sweet, Lou. 517 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,208 A sweet thought for me to sleep on. 518 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:18,502 Well, I guess i'd better turn in. 519 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,497 Does it have to end now? 520 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,968 No. 521 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,679 There's tomorrow, and tomorrow night, 522 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,840 and lots of tomorrows after that. 523 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,427 Oh, you can't tell. 524 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,643 Oh, come on now. 525 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,774 No pouting, hmm? 526 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,480 [Kissing] 527 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:48,409 Ooh. 528 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:55,745 You really know how to put the good in good night. 529 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:56,712 Yeah? 530 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,502 Uh-huh. 531 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,046 I'll see you at breakfast. 532 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,396 To quote a very sexy lady, "ta-da." 533 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,400 Come here, you. 534 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,988 Mm. 535 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,414 Mm. 536 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,162 That was as good as the kiss in Chicago two weeks ago. 537 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,414 Yeah. 538 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,205 And you remember what happened in Chicago two weeks ago. 539 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:35,908 Uh-huh. 540 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:36,577 At last, you alone. 541 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,705 No interruptions, no work. 542 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,713 Some work. 543 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,125 Your producer called. 544 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:43,843 Jed. 545 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,052 What do he want? 546 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,342 Well, he needed to know whether or not 547 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,554 he could book senator Blaine on your show, and I said yes. 548 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,556 You said what? 549 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,968 I said it was ok. 550 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,557 I was just trying to help. 551 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:59,103 I mean, he is a senator. 552 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,107 He's a bore. 553 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,858 He's been on every talk show in the country. 554 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,860 Why was jed asking you? 555 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:09,032 Well, he needed an immediate answer and you weren't here. 556 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,124 And I happen to be your wife, remember? 557 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,159 And that gives you the right to make my show a haven 558 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,122 for political hacks, right? 559 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,503 Well, I didn't know how you felt about him. 560 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,621 In fact, I'm beginning to think that I don't know 561 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:20,208 how you feel about anything. 562 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,382 Yeah, well, nor I you. 563 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,420 Now look, do me a favor. 564 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,843 Just please stay out of my business, ok? 565 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:26,762 I will. 566 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,720 And you can do me a favor. 567 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,010 Stay out of my bed. 568 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:45,146 It's been so long since I felt this close to anyone. 569 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:49,573 I'm glad you feel that way. 570 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:53,534 You know, you have a wonderful smile. 571 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:57,247 Oh, well, you're responsible for that. 572 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,459 I've been through the worst year of my life. 573 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,539 I was ready to give up completely. 574 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,335 Now I'm here with you, the night is beautiful, 575 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:07,208 and the whole world seems a lot better. 576 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,757 Thank you. 577 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,550 Well, I'm glad I could be here when you need someone. 578 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,306 Mark, I've never met a man like you before. 579 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,281 Goodnight, Vicki. 580 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,319 Goodnight. 581 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,289 Hi, Vicki. 582 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,002 Hi. 583 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,711 Do you have a minute to talk? 584 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:43,541 A minute? 585 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:48,455 I could talk all night about Mark. 586 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:49,966 He does seem nice. 587 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,387 But do you think maybe he's just a little too mature for you? 588 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,061 Well, that's what I like about him. 589 00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:00,929 He's so mature. 590 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:05,437 He's sophisticated. 591 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,652 [Chuckles] I know. 592 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:10,071 He makes you feel sophisticated too, right? 593 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:10,991 Makes you feel like a grown up? 594 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:16,161 It's more than that. 595 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:19,291 He makes me feel like a woman. 596 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:23,874 I think I'm in love with him. 597 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,033 Lou, it is just a shipboard romance. 598 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,779 You don't know what you're talking about. 599 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,071 Oh, no? 600 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,704 Well, when this cruise is over and you are back on solid land, 601 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,951 neither one of you is going to remember the other one's name. 602 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,334 I'm not listening to this. 603 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,620 And when those loan sharks finish 604 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:04,213 break-dancing on your head, you're not even 605 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,369 gonna remember your own name. 606 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,627 Forget it! 607 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,539 We don't have a problem anymore. 608 00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:12,206 Last night I came up with a solution. 609 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,507 W-- well, what is it? 610 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,630 You drop dead and go to South America! 611 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:17,338 Oh! 612 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,507 My partner, the welsher. 613 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,096 I have always put the business first. 614 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,432 But not this time. 615 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:28,857 This morning I sent my love a Rose. 616 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,068 What? 617 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:30,858 Mm-hmm. 618 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,276 But Lou-- 619 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,821 I am going into the show now, Stan. 620 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:42,334 And when I come out I'm going to have breakfast with Harriet, 621 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:47,080 and I'm going to ask her to marry me. 622 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,165 (Singing) Happiness! [Slam] 623 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:48,879 Yes, it's truly happiness! - You can't-- 624 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,798 take your shower, Lou. 625 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,010 I'm not going down the drain with you. 626 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,551 [Lou singing loudly] 627 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,100 Lou: I'm really happy! 628 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,218 Majorly happy! 629 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:05,055 I'm majorly happy. 630 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,981 So very, very happy. 631 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,440 So very, very happy. 632 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:16,444 Intercom: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, breakfast 633 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,898 is now being served on the starlight deck. 634 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,950 And she thinks she's in love with him? 635 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,695 She is in love with him, according to her feelings. 636 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,788 Well, I'm afraid she's overly-impressed with 637 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,254 the attentions of an older man. 638 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,134 Well, if the captain finds out it's this involved, 639 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,461 old Mark isn't going to get any older. 640 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:40,176 I just hope Mark realizes it's an advanced case of puppy love. 641 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,640 I was planning to give this to you later, 642 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:44,259 but I think I'd like you to have it now. 643 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:45,557 Wh-- what is it? 644 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,440 Something that means a great deal to me. 645 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,769 Oh Mark, it's beautiful. 646 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,815 Oh, it's so sweet and old-fashioned looking. 647 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,859 Just like you are. 648 00:28:56,943 --> 00:29:00,783 Sweet, old-fashioned, and innocent. 649 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:07,162 Thank you. 650 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,655 I'll wear it forever. 651 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,577 Well, if that's puppy love, our puppy 652 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,956 has just become full-grown. 653 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,382 I'm sorry I messed things up last night. 654 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,758 Not as much as I did. 655 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,255 Well, I guess we're learning about each other. 656 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:26,717 Yeah. 657 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,516 The hard way. 658 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,520 Well, there's one thing I do know about you. 659 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,022 You take cream in your coffee. 660 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,942 No! 661 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,561 No, I don't. 662 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,477 Well, you did two weeks ago when I saw you. 663 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,857 I gave up coffee last week. 664 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:42,324 [Sighs] You know, it's tough to keep track of this 665 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,195 marriage without a scorecard. 666 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,532 [Laughing] 667 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,158 Well, I'm sure there's one thing you have to do. 668 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,995 The cabin? 669 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,921 The cabin. 670 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,961 Uh, excuse me Mrs. Whitlaw? 671 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,705 Everybody's ready. 672 00:29:58,796 --> 00:29:59,876 Ready for what? 673 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,384 Oh, Tom, I promised ace that I'd go pose for pictures 674 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,216 with some of my fans. 675 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:04,391 It'll just take a few minutes. 676 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,349 Oh, I'm afraid not. 677 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:08,769 Just about everybody on the ship is dying to meet you. 678 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:09,058 Hm? 679 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,730 Ok. 680 00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,438 I'll be right there. 681 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,729 Couldn't you do that a little later? 682 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,442 I have to be gracious. 683 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,323 I don't want to disappoint my fans. 684 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:20,359 Too bad you don't mind disappointing your husband. 685 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,580 Harriet. 686 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:30,581 Good morning. 687 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:31,412 Good morning. 688 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,156 Um, aren't you eating? 689 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,248 I'm waiting for Lou. 690 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,292 Lou? 691 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,035 Oh, he never eats breakfast. 692 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,666 At least not when he stumbles in at 4:00 in the morning. 693 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:43,174 How do you do it and stay so lovely? 694 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,758 4:00? 695 00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:47,602 Why, we said good night around 11:00. 696 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:51,139 Well, then who could Lou have-- 697 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,934 oops. 698 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,687 Stan, what are you not saying? 699 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:57,901 Look. 700 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,941 I admire that little devil. 701 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,194 I really do. 702 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:04,446 As a matter of fact, I've used some of his lines myself. 703 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,609 Oh yeah. 704 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,577 I meet a woman and I say, I can't believe 705 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:11,158 that this is happening to me. 706 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:16,424 It's like someone sent me a live Valentine. 707 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:19,289 Well, he said that to me. 708 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,797 But you didn't fall for it. 709 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:24,799 You would be amazed how many women do. 710 00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:25,592 Oh really? 711 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,625 Oh yes. 712 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,968 It works all the time. 713 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:32,473 And some of his moves are really corny. 714 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,887 Like that single Rose bit. 715 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,096 [Laughs] 716 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:43,935 Well, I think I've heard enough. 717 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,527 You can tell Lou that I have suddenly 718 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:48,162 become allergic to roses. 719 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,713 Intercom: Buenos dias, se oras y se ores. 720 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:07,087 We are now entering enchanting acapulco. 721 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,255 Whatever your pleasure, you'll find 722 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,514 it here-- beaches, golf courses, sightseeing, 723 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,176 and glittery night life. 724 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,604 Bandb in boat. 725 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,239 Hi, miss kearn. 726 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:31,873 Not going in to acapulco? 727 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:32,529 No. 728 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:33,527 Tom went in alone. 729 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,408 Ah. 730 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,365 (More slowly) Ah. 731 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,165 Anything wrong? 732 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:43,709 Not anything, just everything. 733 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,505 Tom and I don't see each other for a week or two at a time. 734 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,379 He finds out that I wear glasses, 735 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,086 I learn that he hates jogging. 736 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,546 We don't know anything about each other except the few hours 737 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,556 that we spend together. 738 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:55,559 Yeah, but I bet you those hours that you spend together 739 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,890 are pretty wonderful, right? 740 00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:59,385 Oh yeah. 741 00:32:59,477 --> 00:32:59,977 It's like we're dating, you know? 742 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,601 The peak of romance. 743 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:02,768 Well, doesn't sound like such a bad way 744 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:05,525 to sail through life to me. 745 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:06,938 Yeah, but is it enough? 746 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,282 Have you ever thought of moving to New York 747 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:12,074 to be with him? 748 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,076 Yes. 749 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,198 But the only thing I could do there is the stage. 750 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,905 But you'd be terrific on Broadway. 751 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:21,205 Oh, I'd be terrified on Broadway. 752 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:23,080 Facing a live audience? 753 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:27,207 If I make a mistake I can't do it over again. 754 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,336 I'm not sure I could handle it. 755 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,973 Yeah, but your husband would be there to help you. 756 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:34,551 You guys would be together. 757 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:35,927 We're not even together on this cruise. 758 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,349 [Knocking] 759 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,135 Come in. 760 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,938 You wanted to see me, dad? 761 00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,776 Yes. 762 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,912 I understand you have received a gift-- 763 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:56,409 an expensive gift from Mr. Silverton. 764 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:58,662 Mark. 765 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,615 Yes, Mark. 766 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:01,615 News travels fast. 767 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,416 Isn't it beautiful? 768 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,880 It's very pretty. 769 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,590 But why would he give a gift like that to you? 770 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:09,921 Because he loves me. 771 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,972 Did he tell you that? 772 00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:16,973 Well, not exactly. 773 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:17,934 But I can tell. 774 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:27,518 Vicki, I don't want you to see him anymore. 775 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,277 He's much too old for you. 776 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,148 I can't believe you said that. 777 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,066 You always taught me that things like age 778 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,815 and physical appearance didn't make a difference 779 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,367 when you love someone. 780 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,740 Get to know him from the inside first and then decide. 781 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,037 That's what you always taught me. 782 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,160 Yes. 783 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,666 I know I taught you that, but this is different. 784 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,539 I don't want you to get hurt. 785 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,166 This is different because you still 786 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,882 want to treat me like a child. 787 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:51,882 I know you're not a child anymore. 788 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:55,554 Dad, I am in love with him. 789 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,005 I thought you'd be happy. 790 00:34:57,094 --> 00:35:01,394 You're not ready for a relationship like this. 791 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:10,614 [Sighs] Look, honey, I know it's hard for you to see, 792 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:13,031 but I don't understand why Mr. Silverton hasn't seen it. 793 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:13,860 It's Mark. 794 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:14,605 All right. 795 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,525 Mark. 796 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,874 But if you can't see what I'm trying to tell you-- 797 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:24,621 how I'm trying to help you, perhaps I'm better 798 00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:26,535 have a discussion with Mark. 799 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,044 I am not a child. 800 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,205 I'll discuss it with Mark myself. 801 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,060 Harriet. 802 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:42,559 Sweetheart. 803 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,270 Where you been? 804 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:47,401 Off by myself, like I was at breakfast. 805 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,098 Oh, I'm sorry. 806 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,437 You know what happened? 807 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,572 I took a shower and then when I came out all the towels were 808 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:52,609 gone and I couldn't dry off. 809 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:53,732 I had to roll on the sheets. 810 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,148 Mm. 811 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,696 I hear you're very good at that. 812 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,704 She thinks i'm very good at that? 813 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:04,285 Who's been talking? 814 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,512 Hi, Vicki. 815 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:20,965 Great lemonade. 816 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,813 You want one? 817 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,969 No thanks. 818 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,767 Something wrong? 819 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:31,732 [Sighs] It's my father. 820 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,114 He wants to see you. 821 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:34,732 He wants to talk to you. 822 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:35,857 Well, that's fine. 823 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:38,573 I'd enjoy talking to him. 824 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,454 I should've done it earlier. 825 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,950 I'm sure we have a lot in common. 826 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,293 He doesn't think so. 827 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,289 He thinks it's wrong. 828 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,121 What's wrong? 829 00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:54,546 Us-- that we're falling in love. 830 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,759 Falling in love? 831 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,509 Where would he get such an idea? 832 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:03,642 But we are. 833 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:06,391 I'm in love with you. 834 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:09,564 And you said all those beautiful things to me, 835 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,354 and you gave me his pendant. 836 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,279 But I didn't give you that because I'm in love with you. 837 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,322 I mean-- i-- 838 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:24,494 I do love you, but not that way. 839 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:25,735 I was going to give it to my daughter. 840 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:29,790 Your daughter? 841 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:33,499 For her 18th birthday. 842 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:41,676 She died in an accident the week before. 843 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,929 You remind me of her-- 844 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:51,140 your sweetness, your smile, your innocence, your gentleness. 845 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,897 For a long time I felt as though I had died with her. 846 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,941 You helped bring me back to life. 847 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,485 I have been such a fool. 848 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,779 Oh, Vicki. 849 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:04,072 Vicki. 850 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:16,456 [Sighs] 851 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,754 Lou. 852 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,718 Lou? 853 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:24,338 The man disappears all day and now he's writing me notes? 854 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,851 Lou (voiceover): Dear partner and friend, 855 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,393 good bye and good luck. 856 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,936 I've lost the first true love in my life. 857 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,072 I won't bore you with all the ugly details, 858 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,399 but you had nothing to do with it. 859 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,534 All I can say is, where I'm going, 860 00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:46,952 they cut white goods year-round. 861 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,913 Oh no-- no. 862 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,374 What did I do? 863 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,035 And he was thinking of me right until the end. 864 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,794 Oh, Lou. 865 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:57,626 My Lou! 866 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,442 [Knocking] 867 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:34,621 Did you tell him you weren't going to see him anymore? 868 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:35,365 No. 869 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:42,881 Vicki, I told you to tell him it was over. 870 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,383 Why didn't you? 871 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:51,806 [Sighs] I didn't have to. 872 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:54,269 He told me. 873 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,190 There never was anything to be over. 874 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:04,815 Honey, what happened? 875 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:06,702 Oh daddy, I made a fool of myself. 876 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:14,287 I told him I loved him, and knew he loved me. 877 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,290 And? 878 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,082 Well, he didn't feel that way at all. 879 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,880 I reminded him of his daughter who was killed in an accident. 880 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,099 Poor man. 881 00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:36,522 And the worst part about it was 882 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,850 that I didn't even tell him how sorry 883 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:41,646 I felt about his daughter. 884 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:45,480 All I could think of was myself and how 885 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,568 to get away from him once I found out he didn't love me. 886 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,702 Sweetheart, you can go back and tell him that. 887 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,543 Oh daddy, I can't see him now. 888 00:40:55,619 --> 00:41:00,079 I told you-- I made a fool of myself. 889 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:03,586 Vicki, there are many ways we make fools of ourselves 890 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:05,879 in this life. 891 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:10,593 But the most noble way is by telling someone you love them. 892 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,964 I love you. 893 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,579 And I love you. 894 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,626 I want so desperately for our marriage to work. 895 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:46,752 It will. 896 00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:53,339 I called my agent today. 897 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:56,637 I told them to have me killed. 898 00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:57,932 What? 899 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:01,345 In this year's final episode I'm going 900 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:04,395 to live with you in New York. 901 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,440 [Exhales sharply] You can't. 902 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,074 I can't? 903 00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:10,611 I just cabled jed and told him we're 904 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,824 moving my show to Los Angeles. 905 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:16,075 But you always said your show would die in Los Angeles. 906 00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:19,248 And you said you would never survive the Broadway stage. 907 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:20,698 [Laughing] 908 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:21,958 Well, how do you like that? 909 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,119 We're still on opposite coasts. 910 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,788 And we're each on the wrong one. 911 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:28,496 [Laughing] 912 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:38,636 Intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we 913 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:41,182 know you had a fabulous time in acapulco 914 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,307 and we're sure you'll have an equally 915 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,483 as enjoyable time on our trip back to Los Angeles. 916 00:42:45,562 --> 00:42:45,772 Until then, buenos noches. 917 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,276 Mark? 918 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:59,785 Vicki, I've been thinking about you. 919 00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:01,198 About what a silly little girl I am? 920 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,657 No. 921 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:05,666 About how nice you are and how sorry I am that I hurt you. 922 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,039 You didn't hurt me. 923 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:10,666 I hurt myself. 924 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:13,134 I saw something I wanted up on the top shelf, 925 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:17,635 and when I reached up to grab it I realized that I wasn't 926 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,430 as tall as I thought I was. 927 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:25,394 And everything came tumbling down around us. 928 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:28,107 I should have sensed what was happening. 929 00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,728 We're talking about me again. 930 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:34,026 The reason that I came is, I want you to know how 931 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,991 sorry I am about your daughter. 932 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,372 I want you to know that. 933 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,199 Thank you, Vicki. 934 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,583 And to give you this. 935 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,304 I'd like you to keep it, if you will. 936 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:53,708 I gave it to you because you remind me of her. 937 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,837 And the more I get to know you, the more you remind me of her. 938 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,927 But only if you want it. 939 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:02,724 I do. 940 00:44:07,644 --> 00:44:08,314 Here. 941 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,687 [Kiss] 942 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,238 He was a good partner, loyal. 943 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:29,708 Everyone-- everyone in the business liked him. 944 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:34,462 And I crushed his one chance for happiness. 945 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,546 That's right. 946 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,221 You did. 947 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,890 I'm so selfish and pig-headed. 948 00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:41,928 Mm-hmm. 949 00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,602 I should have agreed to go to South America myself. 950 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,260 Mm-hmm. 951 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,808 It's not too late. 952 00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:49,311 Oh, yes it is. 953 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,055 No, it isn't. 954 00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:51,516 Don't argue with me! 955 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:55,475 I know-- Lou! 956 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,437 Oh, why you phony! 957 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,448 Oh! 958 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,359 Where have you been? 959 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,116 I looked all over for you. 960 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:04,078 I have been hiding in the lifeboat watching you squirm. 961 00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:06,289 [Laughs] How were the sandwiches I made you? 962 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,620 Oh, they were terrific. 963 00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:09,214 Just the way I like them-- light on the Mayo. 964 00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:10,289 Good. 965 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,504 - So you were in on this? - Uh-huh. 966 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,043 Well, I was looking out for your best interest. 967 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:14,957 From now on I am looking out for myself. 968 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:15,665 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 969 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:20,474 We are looking out for yourself. 970 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,181 Congratulations. 971 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,891 Just be sure to send me an invitation 972 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,351 to the wedding, general delivery, 973 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,811 somewhere in the Amazon. 974 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,021 Stan, I had a lot of time to think in that lifeboat, 975 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:33,772 and I just don't want to go through life with an insurance 976 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:35,016 fraud on my conscience. 977 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,777 And I don't want to run the business alone. 978 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,149 Who would I argue with? 979 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,065 Well, there's always me. 980 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,823 Now, we've been through a lot together, 981 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,284 and we'll get through this. 982 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:43,534 You'll see. 983 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:44,485 How? 984 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,575 Tell him. 985 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:48,329 Well, it just so happens that my brother-in-law 986 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,672 owns a chain of t-shirt stores. 987 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:56,168 Now, I think that your "Olympics 1985" t-shirt is 988 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,753 absolutely sensational novelty. 989 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:58,798 Yeah, see? 990 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,971 We're gonna make a fortune with our mistake! 991 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,839 It's a great idea! 992 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:05,346 And the way you make mistakes, we could make another fortune 993 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,929 in the very near future. 994 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:07,854 [Laughing] 995 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,391 All right! 996 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:10,175 Aw! 997 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:22,704 Well, I hope you enjoyed your cruise as 998 00:46:22,779 --> 00:46:23,949 much as we enjoyed having you. 999 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,621 Oh, we loved it. 1000 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,869 Not only that-- we found a new partner. 1001 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,411 Hey, that's great. 1002 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,495 I always wanted a new partner, but i'm 1003 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,210 still stuck with him anyway. [Laughing] 1004 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,120 Oh, shut up. Come on. 1005 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:34,458 Bye bye. 1006 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:36,171 Bye. 1007 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:37,881 We're going to be watching TV for both of you, 1008 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:40,381 and we want you to come back and said with us real soon, ok? 1009 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,514 Well, we plan on doing it every year on our anniversary. 1010 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:43,051 All right. 1011 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:43,633 Hopefully together. 1012 00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:45,177 [Laughing] - Hey. 1013 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:46,550 Hey, listen. 1014 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,797 Have the two of you ever thought of moving to Denver? 1015 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,098 It's sort of in the middle. 1016 00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:51,562 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Whitlaw. 1017 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,892 I'm sorry-- there was a problem in the lab 1018 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:54,557 and I was only able to come up with one 1019 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,305 print for the two of you. 1020 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,357 No problem. 1021 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:02,903 One for you and one for me. 1022 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,535 Good bye, Vicki. 1023 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:10,738 Bye, Mark. 1024 00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:13,077 Captain, I'm only sorry we couldn't 1025 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:14,623 spend more time together. 1026 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,376 Proud fathers have a common bond. 1027 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:17,748 Yes, we do. 1028 00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:20,004 As a matter of fact, when Vicki asked me 1029 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,297 what I thought about the gift you 1030 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:24,090 gave her I told her that she'd probably never receive 1031 00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,434 anything more meaningful. 1032 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:28,259 Thank you. 1033 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,465 Vicki, someday someone will come into your life, 1034 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,977 and give you a wonderful gift-- 1035 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:37,859 himself-- and he'll be the luckiest man in the world, 1036 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,228 because he has you. 1037 00:47:39,314 --> 00:47:40,114 [Kiss] Bye bye. 1038 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:40,940 Bye bye. 1039 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:02,253 [Theme music playing]